Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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