Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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