Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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