Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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