she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
im on a boat
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