Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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