how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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