Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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