Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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