I'm eating all of the evidence.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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