Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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