i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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