I feel great
I just peed on a car
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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