I'm going to jail i love you
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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