the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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