12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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