I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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