No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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