Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
