haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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