She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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