erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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