It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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