Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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