YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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