she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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