This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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