it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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