I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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