But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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