Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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