so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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