I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
My pussy is not your playground.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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