Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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