OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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