Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
