he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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