Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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