is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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