can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
This is the high leading the old right now
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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