new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
