When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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