Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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