I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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