the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
