just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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