she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
What drink are we having for lunch?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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