I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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