i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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