Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so explain again why im purple
no
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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